Got a confession? There’s an app for that

Yes, the Church have made a confession app. Personally waiting on them to start streaming Mass myself…

These dudes got hot! (ish…ok, not really. But they kicked ass!)

10 piece rip off

Specifically, watch 1.00 to 1.40. I think it’s a great joke!

GO – ICE CREAM! USE WHIPPED CREAM ATTACK

I love Pokemon. It was such an epic game. But the new Pokemon Black/White is bordering on the farcical:

Evolves in to "Double Cone with 99"

I mean an ice cream Pokemon? Seriously? They really are running out of ideas here.

Team Rocket would probably want to eat it. Eating a Pokemon? Very sinister

Things about London

Some things I’ve noticed about London since moving here and been home a few times:

• It’s a very busy city, especially at the weekend. There is always people everywhere all the time. No one seems to want to stay at home. Having said that, I did notice a bit of a lull in January
• There is always something to do
• Clubbing is a very different experience than in Dublin. Pubs and disco bars are more the scene as I find them more accessible. Or maybe I’m just getting old.
• Bar staff are generally shite but of course, there are exceptions.
• Drink is a lot cheaper but general living is much the same. Accommodation is of course extortionately more expensive
• The health care system is fantastic
• The transport infrastructure is generally fantastic, not only in London but the country as a whole
• London is very ethnically mixed, to point where Dublin is extremely white in comparison
• People are always in a rush and run every where and it’s a very on demand culture. If anyones ever played any of the PS2 generation of GTA games, it’s a bit like the pedestrians sprinting off for no reason
• People are generally a bit less friendly

Scott Pilgrim rocked my socks!

I didn’t get to see it over the summer so I got it on Blu-Ray recently. AWESOME! Here’s a fabby scene I enjoyed:

A joke

Well I thought this was quite funny. A wife turns to her husband and suggestively says “You know, a bull can make love almost 1000 times a month”. To which the husband replies “Yeah, but is it the same cow he’s fucking every time?”

Qudos to Subash at work for that one. I lol’d lots

Back to blogging

Yeeaaaah. We’ll give it another go. Again. Here’s some comedy gold from Ancient Egypt:

Em. What?

I’m sure most of you have heard of the tragic infanticide in France of the 8 babies. I was just reading about it there on Sky News which had the following to say about the womans husband:

“Her husband, a carpenter in his 40s, has been freed because there was not enough evidence to charge him. He denied knowing about the babies being born or killed”

I’m sorry, what? Is he blind? Did he not see she was pregnant? Or did he he just assume she got really fat and really thin really quickly…8 times?

Also one neighbor had this to say:

“These are attractive, helpful, polite and courteous people, who did nothing to make you think them capable of anything abnormal”

Ah yes. The first thing we think about when we hear about our murderous neighbors is how attractive they are

I bet Richard Bruton is feeling a bit like this right about now…